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Hazy
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uhhm right, so chuck norris thinks about chuck norris when someone pisses him off

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Lol.

Btw, I haven't laughed at one Chuck Norris joke yet because none of them are funny at all. You guys should honestly stop posting them.... they fail, PERIOD.

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i got one, its crap though,
yo mommas so tall that when she got to the middle of the sea the water was only up to her ankels

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This is funny:

* Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."

* Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"

* Customer: "Netscape."

* Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"

* Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"

* Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."

* Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!"

* Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."

* Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."

* Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."

* Customer: "Right click?"

* Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."

I love these
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